Dyslexic pervert whipped it out and The Smoking Gun is there.

Second Craigslist “Group Sex” Bust:

The ‘Soccer Mom Group Sex’ phony craigslist ad story keeps getting better even if the term ‘better’ is relative at this point.

We do know now that Philip Conran was the man who placed the ad because he was feuding with his neighbors. Still no word on what the feud was about but Conran seems like a bitter unemployed man. While the two aren’t mutually exclusive he seems to fit that profile in my opinion.

However what I want to talk about is the dyslexic craigslist pervert who assaulted a girl at the wrong house, Richard Zeh. (pictured)

According to he police report provided to the public generously by The Smoking Gun Zeh told police that…

that the button on his shorts had “fallen off” and that his “pubic hair and his erect penis could have been sticking out of his pants” when he walked into the teenager’s residence.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that his dyslexia didn’t have dick to do with the assault. Pun intended.

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